No More Brian

From my 4 year old:

"Mommy, if you chop me up and bake me in the oven for supper, then you won't have no more Brian."

So I asked, "Why would I chop you up and cook you for dinner?"

Him: "I don't know, but you wouldn't have no more Brian."

So I assured him I have no intention of cooking him for dinner, that the only food I will be cooking will be coming from the grocery store.  I wish I knew where he came up with this stuff at.